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It will be a cold day in my pants ...

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By The Staff

SOUTH JEFFCO — Nobody ever said that smoking copious amounts of marijuana makes you do the smartest things in the world, and one South Jeffco man played to the stereotype a couple weeks ago. This brilliant pothead walked into the Safeway on South Kipling Parkway, shoved a quart of ice cream into the waistband of his pants, and tried to leave the store. An eagle-eyed security guard saw the cool concoction disappear into the 18-year-old man’s pants and stopped him by the deli.


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