SOUTH JEFFCO — A South Jeffco man walked into a grocery store last week determined to reduce friction, but his actions had the opposite effect. The man entered the King Soopers on South Wadsworth and went straight to the personal lubricant section. He was observed by a security guard as he opened a bottle of KY Massage Touch, squeezed a bit between his fingers and started smelling it. Apparently that brand didn't meet his standards, so he moved on to another brand, Astro Glide, and removed it from its packaging and placed it in his pocket.
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