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An Offbeat Look at Area Crime

Grass sass targets class

SOUTH SIMMS STREET — On the morning of May 21, an astute assistant principal alerted JCSO to a castigation excavation. Persons assumed to be sophomores or better had, under cover of darkness, dug the defamatory declaration “Freshman Suck” about 2 inches deep into the soccer field’s sumptuous sod. There are currently no suspects, but, given the flippant furrows’ non-noun-verb agreement, deputies might find profitable hunting in the school’s remedial English classes.


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